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Review: Come watch Andy as he starts a new mission: to find, fuck, and facial 1,000 girls -- one pretty little face at a time. It isn't a complicated dream, but it sure is a fun one to film! Here come the first ten targets for your load!

Performers: Jasmine Lynn
Review: Jasmine Lynn was honored to be the first girl we facialed. When she read the ad she thought she was going to get 1000 facials, so it was quite a relief for her to find out she was one of a thousand... not one for one thousand!

Performers: Cherry Poppens
Review: Cherry Poppens was here for the facial but she stuck around for the throating! This redheaded suck slut gargled with cock until there was no way for her man to hold back his load any longer. She swallowed most of his spunk but some got on her face so we are counting this one anyway!

Performers: Angela
Review: Angela is like a million other unknown young Latinas who look great with a dick in them but rare get well known enough to become true pornstars. We sprayed her whole head with cum to make her easier for us to recognize in the future!

Performers: Dita Payne
Review: Dita Payne doesn't really like giving head but she loves cum. That works out fine for us because this isn't a blowjob movie, it's a movie about splattering her head with all the sperm we can launch when her face is in range!

Performers: Brooke Banner
Review: She is a little older than the other girls in the movie and was kind of shy about her age until we let her know that her pretty MILF face would look perfect with a big batch of our ball batter all over it!

Performers: Nikki Knoxx
Review: Nikki Knoxx makes her furry vagina a focal point of this film during it's early moments but it's her face that takes center stage during the grand finale with a big nut busted across it. She is young but she is learning fast!

Performers: Chai
Review: Chai was having a hard time getting her facial and she wanted one so badly. The easy solution is often the obvious one, watch her tongue some ass and finally get her man over the hump as he pumps out a lot of facial lotion for her!

Performers: Bamboo
Review: Right between the fucking eyes! Bamboo has been getting sprayed with goo in the porn business lots of times in the past few years but this scene is special because of the fantastic money shot she takes right on the button!

Performers: Rhiannon Bray
Review: She's been a bad girl and she wants to learn the error of her ways. Let Rhiannon Bray make it up to you as you spank her ass and then roll her onto her knees so you can spank one out all over her lips and chin!

Performers: Vicky Vette
Review: Vicky Vette is a terrific talent with a real Viking heritage. Here she shows off the way Nordic women of the middle ages probably satisfied their man after a long trip out at sea. Getting the old sperm out of their sacks was vital to their health and well being... and in this clip she gets every last sperm from the darkest recesses of his wrinkled bag!