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Review: These are not rocket scientists you are dealing with. The high-school graduation rate among these ladies is around 20 percent. The graduates probably sucked off their teacher to pass and the rest failed out. Keep it simple with them, no more than a two syllable command: “Blow Me!”

Performers: Sandra Romain
Review: She can’t balance her own checkbook. She can’t tell you how many quarters are in a dollar. Hell, at times she forgets what her own last name is. What she does remember is how to make a man cum in her mouth and as long as she has that who cares about the rest.

Performers: Courtney Simpson
Review: Two blonde bitches show up to blow you and combined they have an IQ in the low double digits. More importantly one of them has a double-D rack for you to play with while the other has a throat deep enough for you to bury the shaft of your hatchet in it right up to your ballsack.

Performers: Alicia Rhodes
Review: Everyone always told this girl she was a waste and in this scene she absolutely is. Alicia Rhodes can suck both these guys off without any help, the other girl is allowed to be in the scene mostly because everyone felt bad for her… so they threw her a bone, literally.

Performers: Holly Wellin
Review: Holly Wellin kept asking if she could do a scene with a bodybuilder. We set this one up and told her she could do the episode with a billion bodybuilders, watch as she swallows down a batch full of these genetic building blocks one gulp at a time.

Performers: Delilah Strong, Brooke Haven
Review: These two twats are too close to each other to be much use. They should be sucking dick but they get distracted by each other and lose what little focus they usually have. Go ahead, spank a load in their faces an be done with them already.

Performers: Brooke Haven
Review: The next mouth target in this shooting range of facial possibilities is Brooke Haven. With her lips open and her dopey eyes looking up at you it becomes possible to think of her as a cum toilet instead of accepting the fact that she is a person. Well, almost a person.

Performers: Roxetta
Review: Roxetta has thick lips and big tits. The rest of her is not memorable. If you get a hold of her tits and start slamming your rod through her lips into her throat… oh wait; yeah, she also has a throat! Good for her, she has three useful body parts!

Performers: Havana Ginger
Review: Check out the size of the nipples on Havana Ginger. Yeah this is a blowjob movie but you just can’t overlook those sweet silver-dollar sized areolas! They hang there begging for your attention but your erection has a mind of its own. It’s all about this other whore’s mouth!

Performers: Flower Tucci
Review: Afraid that these girls will drain every drop of liquid out of your wang and leave you dehydrated? Don’t be! Flower Tucci is here to squirt some moist pussy juice all over the room for you. Just recycle it by tossing some spunk back in her face and continue the cycle of life!

Performers: Sandra Romain
Review: Sandra Romain? Back again so soon after sucking off Lee Stone in the first episode of the movie? This bitch is cutting the line of whores and getting a second short of sperm in her face before some of the girls have had a chance to get any! What a greedy spittoon…

Performers: Selena Silver
Review: Selena Silver spends this entire scene with her mouth wide open. She has such a lazy style of cock sucking. Sure, its sexy… but she could at least tighten up a little to suck you off rather than gaping her head open and waiting around for you to fuck it.

Performers: Kat
Review: If you do not know anything about Kat then this episode gives you all the information you will ever need to have about her. While the other girl sucks on her man’s shlong Kat takes it upon herself to use both of her hands to fill in her holes for the camera. This gaping skank always feels the need to be the center of attention.

Performers: Nyomi Zen
Review: A tribute to the ability of dumb women to earn a living sucking dick would not be complete without at least one Asian whore. The stereotype these days is that all Asians are great at math and want to become Doctors. Nyomi Zen blows up that generality by stupidly sucking out a man’s ball milk for minimum wage.

Performers: Audrey Hollander
Review: Finishing off her man and this movie is throat specialist Audrey Hollander. If you shaved her head you would probably find a hole in the back of it where the tip of so many men’s meat has picked away at it from the inside until it finally gave way to the great outdoors.