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Review: Every 2.5 seconds a blonde is tricked out of her panties...Every 3.9 seconds a blonde is convinced that sucking cock will help fight gum disease. Every 6.2 seconds a blonde is fucked in the ass by men who pretend to care that she is a Pisces with a penchant for puppy dogs and ice cream. It is estimated that 99.5% of the female blonde population will be fucked in the ass before the end of this calendar year!

Performers: Holly Hollywood
Review: Holly Hollywood is so dumb that she made her stage name redundant so it would be harder for her to forget. If her name was Sue Hollywood this idiot would have a hard time knowing when someone was talking to her or talking to someone else. The good news is her mouth works.

Performers: Chloe Dior
Review: Joel Lawrence finally ends the age old debate of whether the Trinity is genetic or not. Chloe Dior is dyed her hair brunette but she is still just as stupid as the blonde day she was born. She looks better brunette but it definitely did not help her IQ.

Performers: Avy Scott, Hannah Harper
Review: The best sure fire way to find yourself in a room with a blonde having over a 100 IQ is to put yourself in a room with two blondes and pretend their shared intellect is really one entity. Even when this guy comes on their faces, they look at the camera as if they are confused about what to do next.

Performers: Kelly Passion
Review: Kelly Passion decided to go against her agents’ advice and got herself a cheap set of implants from a local surgeon. She could have waited to have a nice rack professionally installed but instead she got hard plastic that was probably hauled out of a recycling bin.

Performers: Hannah Harper
Review: The smartest thing about Hannah Harper is that she knows her twat can't do anything stupid. In this clip she shows up and lets her cunt do all the talking. After all, doing things with her cunt is what got her through college…

Performers: Avy Scott, Hannah Harper, Kelly Passion, Chloe Dior, Holly Hollywood
Review: Normally girls get paid extra for appearing in behind-the-scenes footage. These blonde starlets never caught on that the movie was already over. Put simply, they are probably at home blowing people because nobody told them the movie was a wrap!