Welcome to Porn Review Site

Review: Wondering what to get your girl for the holidays or her birthday or a sweet romantic moment? How about a nice pearl necklace! No, not the kind she gets at Tiffanys. A gift is always best when it is homemade… and this pearl drizzle on her throat always is!

Performers: Cody Lane
Review: Cody Lane thinks of her body as a work of art but we think of it more like a piece of pastry. Once you get it cooked properly under the heat of your full force fuckathon, you have to remember to spew some icing on this cake!

Performers: Carmel Moore
Review: Carmel kept bitching that her boyfriend never buys her any jewelry. He finally had enough so he told her to lie down and close her eyes. She tilts her head back like he is about to drop diamonds on her… instead he gives her a billion new pearls of wisdom!

Performers: Adriana Faust
Review: Adriana is a simple girl, for her the best things in life are free. She doesn’t need fancy cars or jewelry… just a nice deep fucking and some ball muck tossed onto her torso once in a while is more than enough to keep her happy. Best of all, she doesn’t mind if her boyfriend cheats on her. Now that is a girl deserving of a pearl necklace!

Performers: Alexia
Review: One of the prettiest thing about a pearls is its smooth surface with all of it polished luster. Check out Alexia’s twat! It has that same perfectly smooth outer edge and soft luster when you stroke it. Perhaps she has a pearl in there? Perhaps she has an oyster where her bearded clam should be?!

Performers: Hillary Scott
Review: Hillary Scott is a big pain on her birthday. The rest of the year she is fine but one day a year she becomes such a fucking princess. Everything has to be just right or she starts crying and whining. This year her boyfriend took preemptive action by ass-fucking her so hard she really did have something worth crying about. The pearl necklace was her only gift!